People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do herpes really smell.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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