Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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