Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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