I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you would pick up someone in the library
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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