i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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