is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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