It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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