I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
her vagine was all disorganized.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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