I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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