dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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