Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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