I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
