you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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