You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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