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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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