First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
