Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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