I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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