is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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