You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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