But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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