I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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