I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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