Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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