Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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