It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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