i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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