We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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