like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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