how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i think i just lost a toe
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
