Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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