well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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