I hope mine doesn't look like that
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So much rum. So many feels.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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