There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she peed on how many people?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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