Umm I'm too high to move.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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