Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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