when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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