Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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