Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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