There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
