No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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