it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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