Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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