I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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