This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize