I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i think my cat just said my name.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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