I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
