I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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