Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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