I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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