your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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