there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
