if you like me you must not know who I am
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just want nice things and good sex
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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