I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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