how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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